Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Tips to getting pussy

For starters you have to remember that girls are horny too but that they are looking for something more then a hard dick so i will try to help you to get into her without raping her....

Getting to the pussy step by step instructions.

1. Get to know a girl you'd like to fuck or have a real relationship, and ask her out.. do the normal stuff that ppl do on dates, talk about the stuff shes into. Make sure she does more of the talking than you, now you have to listen to what she's saying and when you talk to her, answering a question or asking her a question make sure to look into her eyes. now depending on the girl you will have to wait from 2 weeks to 2-3months

2. Ok first off never -- i mean never -- act like your trying to get into her pants.... this will scare most girls away (99.95% of them that is). So what you have to do is act like your into them for who they are. Now if you really are this isn't much of a problem. make sure she knows you care about her -- like when your watching a movie or something where you're really close to her and you've kissed her already -- run a clean figure on a cheek on her face and then give her a nice kiss. Now leave it at that unless she wants to go further... but leave it to kissing her (btw i said clean because a girl will get turned off by a dirty figure rubbing her face)

3. Now remember that girls "pursue that which retreats form them". now keeping this in mind you have to keep your distance. This might be, not seeing her every lunch at school, or don't call her for a few days. You get the idea. But remember if she asks, have a good reason like you had to work or spend time with friends... girls wanna know you have sometime else in your life than them.

4. Ok now you should have her chasing you.. if you don't keep working the hard to idea. Now that she's chasing you, start to take advantage of this situation but remember not to push her too fast... now it's a proven fact that it takes about 20min for a girl to work up to having sex. OK so your making out with her.... just leave it at that (for now) keep the kissing going dude don't stop but every once and a while pull away and make her come to you for the kisses. This will drive her crazy because of the retreating thing.. Now if she starts to tremble in your arms you've got her worked up... Dude sorry but your not getting laid today... leave it at that... have some good reason like try this at lunch or between classes... control yourself no matter what she says or how much you want to fuck her, don't do it this time. If you fuck her this time you will have lost everything you've worked at getting.

5. Now she's going to want to fuck you all day.. nope your going to wait about 3 days... now i know this sounds really odd, but trust me this girl will cum just at the sounds of your voice if you wait it out. see girls always want what they can't have... so she's going to be thinking about how wet you got her... now don't forget to ask her about how worked up she was, but don't let on that you played her.... just remind her about day 2 about that time (whereever you were with her).

6. ok it's been three days since you've seen her or maybe you haven't doesn't matter as long as you've been talking to her about how things went. Ok so you've got her to yourself... now here's the trick: go at her the same way you did the last time you got her all horny.. this will bring back memories of the last time, getting her wet even faster. BUt your still going to take longer this time with the making out.. remember if you make a girl cum she is more likely to want to fuck you again. But don't worry if you don't know how yet. Now make out with her until she starts to tremble.

7. at this point you should ask her if shes ready to go a little further.. the answer should be yes unless its that time of the month.. in which case stay away (things can get messy). if she says yes, keep your cool your not going to just fuck her right away, you take it slow... slowly get her out of her clothing and you out of yours. Now your both naked, or whatever you want to take off... keep the kissing coming. If the girl feels that you're going to just fuck her then she's going to get pissed.. so if you don't want to eat her out at least finger her.. she wants to know that your willing to do some work also... if it's her first time please take it slow there's nothing worse then a tight pussy and a big dick... she will scream in pain dude... so eat her out or finger her (really doesn't matter but eating her out will turn her on more) now if she doesn't want to go down on you that's cool but most likely she will, if not get the condom out dude.

8. you just about to slip inside of her, get really close to her give her a kiss and let her know how much you're into her... not your dick but emotionally into her. then slip inside of her... remember that she's not just there as a piece meat. watch her if you see her eyes roll back your doing it right otherwise if it's your first time ask her what she would like.. its kinda weird but a girl really likes to know you're thinking about her. Ok now you're going away on her try taking one of your hands and rubbing her "clit" like the prono girlz do. this will send her into wave... now depending on what position you two are comfortable with, get her into a position that lets her take control. Then you relax and think about non-sexual things, cars, football, you get the idea... give her a few more kisses... you have to remember that girls remember everything that is done during sex and depending on what you do this time will govern how soon again you get to fuck her. Now if you cum before she does no biggy... fool around with her if shes still upto it some girlz get tired if she wants to keep it going go down her or eat her out... (up to you) basically your buying yourself time. Ok so maybe you go at it once more or even more.. just make sure that shes still into it and that you still are into her.. if you pull away emotionally like just start fucking without kissing her or saying anything she won't fuck you again.

9. remember girlz have sex for different reasons then guys they want to know that you're into them and they feel it will make a closer relastionship. Ok you're done fucking her... don't even ask her how good it was... you might not like what you hear.

10. now remember that not all girls are up to having sex every day and you should back off on the horniness now too. But that doesn't mean that you're not going to get laid again just maybe not for a few days.

11. Depending on your girl she might come back to you for more or if she's not like then get her worked up again but this time try something new like going down on her if you didn't the first time or different positions. Now just remember that you have to pull away from the relationship to go do things with friends and shit like that.


just some ideas

keep talking to her.. there's no need to call her that night you can talk to her the next day (after sex)

don't treat her like shit, just make sure you have a life other then her

remember to keep talking about important stuff and not just sex

girls will get tired of you if you don't do anything so keep active.

if you see the movie "tao of steve" it's not a prono but it's a movie that is both funny and you can learn more then i can type... it's what this is based on. trust me once you've seen the movie you won't think it's in bad taste.

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